Jus For Laughs

1. Brother Wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus... SEND ME A BROTHER

Santa wrote back... SEND ME YOUR MOTHER

2. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE???

It means..... Without Information Fighting Everytime

Wife replies, 'No, it means... With Idiot For Ever

3. Importance of a Period

Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?'

Kid: Yeah, once my Sister said she has missed one... my Mom fainted, Dad got a heart attack & our Driver ran away'

4. Confident vs Confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'

Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!!!'

5. Anger Management?

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet.

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.

HAVE A NICE DAY and ENJOY YOUR WORK

If You're Not The One

If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?

If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?

If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call?

If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?

I never know what the future brings

But I know you're here with me now

We'll make it through

And I hope you are the one I share my life with

I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand

If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?

Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?

If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?

If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life?

I don't know why you're so far away

But I know that this much is true

We'll make it through

And I hope you are the one I share my life with

And I wish that you could be the one I die with

And I'm praying you're the one I build my home with

I hope I love you all my life

I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand

If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am

Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

'Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away

And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today

'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right

And though I can't be with you tonight

You know my heart is by your side

I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand

If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am

Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

Funny Videos

Cute Kid trying to cheat in exam

Poor guy tryin to explain a maths problem

To all my frens dat gv me a wonderful time at Jusco,Kepong ytd.. Thanks Alot~

It was my first n i really enjoyed myself alot ! THANK YOU!

Kokoro No Wakusei ~ Little Planets

Dis is the english translation for d song u are currently listening to.. It has a theme of friendship..Moral of d song.. FRIENDSHIP can nvr b broken~

I thought that you’d always
Be there, yet you’re not
I feel nostalgic somewhere
But I’m not lonely

I casually looked up at that palely colored sky

When I’m lost, I recall
The planets that my heart showed
The us from back then were certainly always
Gazing at them in the yonder

What are you doing? Where are you now?
Even if I asked, you wouldn’t give me an answer
But even if we’re separated, we can feel each other; because our encounter
Connects us
What we search for are dreams, at that secret base

The planets that my heart found
Run around the universe in my dreams
If our wishes can be fulfilled, then we’ll certainly be smilin’, and
We’ll look back at the us from back then

Our eyes from back then were planets
Circling around us
The planets of our transparent eyes
Unchanging thoughts are here forever

When I’m lost, I recall
The planets that my heart showed
The us from back then were certainly always
Gazing at them in the yonder

TAGGED BY YING CI, SHASHA AND ALY

It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag ten people. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real - nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name :Jhothiesvaren
2. A four Letter Word : Joke
3. A boy's Name : Jonathan
4. A girl's Name :Janice
5. An occupation : Jeweler
6. A color : Jade green
7. Something you'll wear : Jade Ring
9. A food : Jackfruit
10. Something found in the bathroom: Jasmine flower perfume
11. A place : Jamaica
12. A reason for being late: Jammed road
13. Something you'd shout : Jiak Sai !
14. A movie title: Jumanji
15. Something you drink: Jasmine tea
16. A musical group : Jack's Mannequin.
17. An animal : Jaguar
18. A street name : Jefferson St.
19. A type of car : Jaguar
20. The title of a song : "Jump" by Van Halen

Tag: Zachary,Jacky,Vernon,Rodney,Azri,Andre,Chew,Chee jian

TRUST

Most teenagers nowadays face one common problem.Parents jus dun seem to trust thier kids nowadays.So, d qquestion arises.Who are to blame ?? parents or d children ? It is not necessary dat all well educated parents trust their kids and neither do all un-educated parents dun let trust their kids.So,wat is d factor dat contributes to a parents trust to their child.Dis is my perception on dis matter.
Here's a story first...

"There were 2 good friends.A guy and a girl.Dis guy has a large collection of marbles while dis girl has a large collection of sweets.One day, the boy decided to trade all of his marbles for d girl's sweets.The girl agreed.But,instead of giving d girl all of his marbles, dis boy kept his one favourite marble for himself.D girl on d other hand gave all opf her sweets to d bot not keeping a single sweet for herself.Dat nite,d boy found it hard to sleep.He kept wondering wether if d girl, like him, kept sum of her sweets for herself.D girl on d other hand cud sleep peacefuly without any doubt as she trusted dat d boy,like her wud hv given all his marbles."

Wat I concluded frm dis story is,parents dun trust their children because dey do not even trust demselves.Dis is wat differentiates why certain parents trust their child while sum do not.Parents hv also went through d process of being a teenager.Therefore, dey to might hv done stupid stuff like skipping school,copying during exam,'lepak-ing' at d mall, smoking, drinking n many more.So,dey noe wat dey hv done in d past and not all parents share with their children wat dey hv done in d past.Neither do all the stories dey told us about dem b true.Now,why parents dun trust their child is fear. D fear of their child, repeating wat dey hv once done in their teenage life.Dey stand by d fact dat 'Prevention is Better Than Cure'. If my dad once skipped school or went out to a pub at nite with his frens, it is only natural for him to think dat i ass his son wud do d same. If my dad was d disciplined type dat rarely did anythn stupid, den he too wud trust me.

So, D reason why parents dun trust their children is simple. D plain truth behind all those excuses is...
-THEY DON'T TRUST DEMSELSVES
-DEY NOE DEY WERE ONCE UNTRUSTWORTHY

Well..dis is only my perception on dis matter.

Tagged

Tagged by Ng Ying Ci and Shasha

001. Real Name: Jhothiesvaren
002. Nickname(s): Train Heartnet, Octopus, and one other i'm not mentioning
003. Age: 18 years and 2 months and 8 days
004. Horoscope: Pisces
005. Gender: male
006. Elementary: St.James Kindergarten
007. Primary School: SK Taman Bukit Maluri
008. Secondary School: SMK Kepong
010. Hair Colour: Black, totally
011. Hair Length: Short
012. Loud or Quiet: Depends on d place..prefer quiet if not with frens
013. Sweats or Jeans: Jeans
014. Phone or Camera: Phone
015. Health Freak: Not really
016. Drink or Smoke: None
017. Do you have a crush on someone: Not sure
018. Eat or Drink: Both
019. Piercings: None
020. Tattoos: Not interested
021. Social or Anti-Social: Definitely Social
022. Righty or lefty: Righty
023. First piercing: 5 years old
024. First relationship: Hvn had one
025. First Best Friend: Jonathan
026. First Award: 7 years old - Best standard 1 Student
027. First Kiss: None
028. First Pet: Fishes in my lotus pond
029. First Big Vacation: Langkawi
030. First Love at first sight: Some girl
031. First Big Birthday: Forgot
032. First Surgery: 8 years old - My sis cut my hand with a glass.I needed 5 stitches
033. First sport you joined: Badminton.. forgot when
034. Orange or Apple juice: Apple juice
035. Rock or Rap: Both
036. Country or Screamo: Both
037. N'SYNC or Backstreet boys: Both
038. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera: Neither
039. Night or Day: Both
040. Sun or Moon: Sun during early mornings n moon during full moon
041. TV or Internet: Definitely Internet!
042. Playstation or Xbox: Preferably Xbox
043. Kiss or hug: Both
044. Iguana or turtle: Neither
045. Spider or bee: Neither
046. Fall or spring: Both are beautiful
047. Limewire or iTunes: Neither
048. Soccer or baseball: Baseball
049. Eating: Anything dats vegetarian and tastes great
050. Drinking: Water
051. Excitement level: Moderate
052. I’m about to: Watch TV.. Do homework..
053. Listening to: Again - Yui
054. Plan for today: Jus let it flow
055. Waiting for: Go Sleep
056. Energy Level: Regular
057. Thinking of someone: Yup
058. Want kids?: Hmm..hvn thought of it
059. Want to get married?: Hopefully
060. When?: When d time is right
061. How many kids do you want: Dun wanna think of it at d moment
062. Any name on the mind: Yes..
063. What did you want to do: Watch anime n listen to songs
065. Mellow future or wild: Mellow - I want a peaceful life
066. Something you would never try: Suicide
067. When do you want to die: Once I've done all dat i hv dreamed of.
068. Lips or Eyes: Eyes..U can tell a person frm their eyes
069. Romantic or Funny?: Both necessary in life
070. Shorter or Taller?: I'm happy with my height
071. Protective or Caring?: Both
072. Romantic or Spontaneous?: Doesn matter
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms?: This is a weird question
074. Sensitive or Loud?: Both can b annoying
075. Hook-up or Relationship?: Never Hook-up.Definitely Relationship
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant?: Neither
077. Muscular or normal: Not too muscular
078. Kissed a stranger: Definitely Not
079. Broken a bone: Does skull count ?
080. Lost glasses or contacts: No
081. Ran away from home: Thought about it...
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence: Never did
083. Killed somebody: NO
084. Broken someone’s heart: Dunno..most probably not.
085. Had your heart broken: Yea...
086. Been arrested: Never
087. Cried when someone died: Not yet
088. Liked a friend more than a friend: YES
089. Yourself: Smart
090. Miracles: With frens n a little help..dey happen
091. Love at first sight: Once..
092. Heaven: I'll visit there someday
093. Santa Claus: An Old fool dat tricks kids
094. Tooth Fairy: An idiotic tale..
095. Kiss in the first date: Sure,why not ?
096. Angels: Good humans with a kind soul dat are dead
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now?: Yea
098. Are you seriously happy with where you’re in life now?: Not really..But things can get worse then dis..So i appreciate where i am now..Especially since i hv my frens with me..
099. Do you believe in God?: Yes
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people: Alyssa, Andre, Zachary, Rodney Quek, Chew Kwang Liang, Jacky, Nurazri,Vermon Ow,Ken Lam,Chee jian