Jus For Laughs

1. Brother Wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus... SEND ME A BROTHER

Santa wrote back... SEND ME YOUR MOTHER

2. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE???

It means..... Without Information Fighting Everytime

Wife replies, 'No, it means... With Idiot For Ever

3. Importance of a Period

Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?'

Kid: Yeah, once my Sister said she has missed one... my Mom fainted, Dad got a heart attack & our Driver ran away'

4. Confident vs Confidential

A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between confident and confidential?'

Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential!!!'

5. Anger Management?

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife: I clean the toilet.

Husband: How does that help?

Wife: I use your toothbrush.

HAVE A NICE DAY and ENJOY YOUR WORK

If You're Not The One

If you're not the one then why does my soul feel glad today?

If you're not the one then why does my hand fit yours this way?

If you are not mine then why does your heart return my call?

If you are not mine would I have the strength to stand at all?

I never know what the future brings

But I know you're here with me now

We'll make it through

And I hope you are the one I share my life with

I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand

If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?

Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

If I don't need you then why am I crying on my bed?

If I don't need you then why does your name resound in my head?

If you're not for me then why does this distance maim my life?

I don't know why you're so far away

But I know that this much is true

We'll make it through

And I hope you are the one I share my life with

And I wish that you could be the one I die with

And I'm praying you're the one I build my home with

I hope I love you all my life

I don't wanna run away but I can't take it, I don't understand

If I'm not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am

Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

'Cause I miss you, body and soul so strong that it takes my breath away

And I breathe you into my heart and pray for the strength to stand today

'Cause I love you, whether it's wrong or right

And though I can't be with you tonight

You know my heart is by your side

I don’t wanna run away but I can’t take it, I don’t understand

If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am

Is there any way that I can stay in your arms?

Funny Videos

Cute Kid trying to cheat in exam

Poor guy tryin to explain a maths problem

To all my frens dat gv me a wonderful time at Jusco,Kepong ytd.. Thanks Alot~

It was my first n i really enjoyed myself alot ! THANK YOU!